---- Products ----
All absurd prices in US Dollars.

Assorted candy (several pieces)...............................$50.00
Picture of Dean (autographed).................................$1,000
Pint of blood (limited edition)..................................sold out
Magic beans........................................................one cow
Guided tour of my apartment...............................$11,000
        ...with assorted candies................................$11,050
Visiting my blog daily...........................................priceless
        ...with assorted candies.................................$50.00